December 2011
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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driveordie asked: <333333
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
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Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
chudleycannon:
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
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comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
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Dear followers,
I wish you and to all your family a merry Christmas!
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The world needs fantasy, not reality. We have enough reality today.
– Alexander McQueen (via mavors)
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donovanns asked: Merry Christmas Titty! I hope you'll have a wonderful Christmas eve & all of the presents you wished for under the tree. I love you, thank you for being your amazing self. <3
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troublefindsme asked: Merry Christmas! :)
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I sit there every year with a speech. I’ve got 14 speeches I’ve never given....
– Meryl Streep on her 16 Oscar nominations, but only 2 wins (via the-honey-bee)
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via noonecanhurtmenow)
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